Let me tell you something, son When your spirit is floating down that tunnel, towards the light You know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me! And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul All the way back down the tunnel 'till you choke on your own fucked up ribs! Now... Wake the fuck up! 3AM

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i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.

honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.

holy fucking shit

I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Funniest thing I have seen in ages.

FFFUUUCKKK I actually pulled a muscle in my gut because I was laughing so hard.

HOW DO I AIR.

So you know how I say CRYING when I see an incredibly funny post? Usually I’m not actually crying. But tears literally streamed down my face this time. I tried to get photographic evidence but my hand was shaking too much to take the picture.

I was laughing so hard that I was CRYING!

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The Nighty Nite “In My Hospital Gown

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Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar

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Axolotl  (Ambystoma mexicanum)
Axolotls are like the cute anime pet you never had but always wanted, because you saw it on a deck of Pokémon cards. Tack onto that the ability to completely regenerate any dangling limb, and you’ve got yourself a real live Tamigachi! Another cool thing about axolotls is that they stay in their larval state even into adulthood, when they start becoming sexually mature—
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awesome-oceans:

Axolotl  (Ambystoma mexicanum)

Axolotls are like the cute anime pet you never had but always wanted, because you saw it on a deck of Pokémon cards. Tack onto that the ability to completely regenerate any dangling limb, and you’ve got yourself a real live Tamigachi! Another cool thing about axolotls is that they stay in their larval state even into adulthood, when they start becoming sexually mature—

Learn More Here

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How I’m feeling right about now.. it’s been like 2 fucking years.

How I’m feeling right about now.. it’s been like 2 fucking years.

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